So had another "it's not the firewall" moment I thought I'd share.
Last week I was running a CCSA class and things went pretty badly wrong on one of the lab workstations an attendee was using. Just a "-" status showing up in SmartConsole for everything, random policy installation failures, cpd crashing constantly etc. Also was seeing "BUG: soft lockup for 22s" on several of the Gaia systems. All other attendees on their lab workstations were fine, and all the lab workstations are cut from the same base image so I was starting to wonder what the heck this attendee had done.
Dug into the bad workstation after the class was over and it seemed the configuration was simply flat-out corrupt on all the Check Point R81.20 GA virtual machines, along with soft lockups occurring randomly. Started to suspect a possible workstation hardware issue so I downloaded all the latest diagnostics from Lenovo and ran every possible extended diagnostic including a full media test of all hard drives/SSDs. After a few hours all tests pass with flying colors. Hmm...
At this point I'm desperate and boot up a USB copy of PassMark Memtest86 which I would normally only do when upgrading or changing memory sticks. This is a great program that hammers the heck out of RAM for about 12 hours trying to force bit errors in borderline memory sticks. The memory sticks in this workstation had been tested several years ago when I first installed them and passed 100%.
So I fired it up and not 15 minutes into running the test this appears:
What the...??? Never had a memory stick partially fail like that after working fine for several years. So after swapping out the two pairs of dual memory sticks, moving them around between different slots and retesting, I conclusively identify the pair that is bad. It is most likely only one of two sticks in the pair that is bad, but I've spent so much time screwing around with this, here was my final solution accompanied by some extremely foul language:
Man that felt good. Rest assured that the fragments will be e-recycled properly. My fear that was the e-recycler would just end up putting them up on ebay and some other unfortunate soul would end up with them. Not gonna happen now...
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